{"id":53745,"date":"2025-09-02T23:28:42","date_gmt":"2025-09-02T20:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/?p=53745"},"modified":"2025-09-02T23:28:42","modified_gmt":"2025-09-02T20:28:42","slug":"satans-narrative-on-the-eve-of-a-miserable-inauguration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/02\/satans-narrative-on-the-eve-of-a-miserable-inauguration\/","title":{"rendered":"Satan\u2019s Narrative\u2026 On the Eve of a Miserable Inauguration!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>As I See<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Adil El-Baz<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1<br \/>\nOn Saturday evening, the city of Nyala witnessed an event that looked more like a farce than a political moment: the inauguration of what was called a \u201cFoundational Government,\u201d staged by the leader of the Janjaweed, who appeared before the public delivering what he dubbed a \u201cnational program.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In that speech, he spoke of unity, justice, democracy, and peace\u2014as if it were not his militias that have drowned the country in blood, siege, and starvation. It was a condensed scene of sheer contradiction: between word and deed, slogan and reality, a polished image being marketed against a grim reality lived daily in Sudanese cities and villages. Thus begins the Devil\u2019s narrative\u2026<\/p>\n<p>A narrative so laughable it brings one to tears. The author of this latest speech, delivered by the wretched figure himself, must surely be a writer of cheap black comedy. Black comedy is a form of satire that treats tragic, taboo, or grave subjects\u2014war, poverty, even suicide\u2014in a way that provokes laughter while keeping moral discomfort intact. It mocks misery and violence. And so, take a look at the speech of this \u201cmiserable one\u201d and the grotesque contradictions in which he is wrapped.<\/p>\n<p>2<br \/>\nOn Saturday night, the miserable man declared: \u201cAchieving just unity across the country through a decentralized system of governance,\u201d stressing his determination to \u201cend authoritarianism and dictatorship, and establish a democratic secular civilian state.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Here is the son of authoritarianism himself pledging to bring it to an end\u2014though without it, he would never have existed. What ingratitude! The very system that created him, he now betrays, at least in theory, declaring that he will end it in Sudan.<\/p>\n<p>Does this miserable man even know the difference between \u201ctotalitarianism\u201d and a \u201cpatched blanket\u201d? He spoke of creating a \u201cdemocratic, secular, civilian state.\u201d If you asked him the meaning of even one of these words, he could not utter a single coherent sentence. Whoever wrote this drivel for him turned him into a laughingstock. It is like putting Aristotle\u2019s philosophy into the mouth of Abdel Rahim Dagalo\u2014or like hearing a torturer recite verses of mercy, or a wolf preach to sheep about the virtues of green grass.<\/p>\n<p>3<br \/>\nIn another passage of his farcical address, the miserable man said: \u201cThere must be historical justice and accountability for violations committed since independence.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Really? Who has committed war crimes, massacres, and atrocities in Sudan\u2019s history to the extent this Janjaweed leader has? From before independence itself\u2014since the massacre of Metemma in 1897\u2014to the annihilation of the Masalit people in 2023, in his latest war. Whom does this miserable man think he is deceiving? The people, or himself? Or perhaps the ghostwriters are laughing at him, while he parrots their words, mindlessly repeating what is fed into his ears.<\/p>\n<p>4<br \/>\nIn the same speech, the Janjaweed leader promised: \u201cto facilitate United Nations agencies and humanitarian organizations in delivering aid to all Sudanese wherever they are,\u201d vowing to \u201callow aid convoys safe passage and protect humanitarian workers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Imagine the depth of such nauseating lies. This is the same man currently besieging the residents of El-Fasher to the point of starvation and death, blockading Dilling and Kadugli from medicine and food, ignoring every international appeal to lift the siege. His militias prevent relief agencies\u2014whose warehouses overflow with food and medicine\u2014from reaching those in need. Yet he dares to boast about guaranteeing safe passage! This is the same man whose drones strike aid convoys, who loots UN warehouses, and whose fighters kill aid workers. Who does he think he is fooling?<\/p>\n<p>5<br \/>\nPerhaps the darkest\u2014and most absurd\u2014line in the entire speech was his claim that his forces are \u201ccommitted to international treaties and good neighborliness, and to building foreign relations based on common interests, peace, and international security.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Which treaties does he mean? Those he signed in Jeddah, promising to withdraw from civilian areas, hospitals, and public facilities, only to defy them until our valiant forces drove him out by force? What kind of treaty legitimizes genocide, war crimes, the killing of prisoners, looting, rape, abduction, and enslavement? And yet, the world\u2014drowning in its own shallowness\u2014listens to such speeches without protest, because the Janjaweed\u2019s patrons stuff their mouths with blood-soaked dollars.<\/p>\n<p>6<br \/>\nFinally, on that same black Saturday, the miserable man declared: \u201cThe announcement of this new government is aimed at achieving peace and ending Sudan\u2019s long wars and suffering.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The very warlord who launched the deadliest conflict in Sudan\u2019s history, who turned the whole nation into his battlefield, who inflicted indescribable suffering on tens of millions, dares to speak of peace! With no shame, he proclaims the end of Sudanese suffering, even as his hands drip with the cause of it. A Janjaweed who chants of \u201cguidance\u201d while riding the trains of destruction.<\/p>\n<p>And so, Satan himself appears on inauguration eve with the face of misery\u2014handing out promises as easily as he dispenses death; speaking of justice while drowning in blood; preaching peace while grinding cities under siege and bombardment; invoking \u201ccivil governance\u201d while perched on militia tanks. This is not a speech to be read but to be laughed at through tears, a tragedy so grotesque it collapses into satire.<\/p>\n<p>It is Satan\u2019s narrative\u2014when he promises heaven even as he throws open the gates of hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I See Adil El-Baz 1 On Saturday evening, the city of Nyala witnessed an event that looked more like a farce than a political moment: the inauguration of what was called a \u201cFoundational Government,\u201d staged by the leader of the Janjaweed, who appeared before the public delivering what he dubbed a \u201cnational program.\u201d In &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8232,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-opinion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53745"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53746,"href":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53745\/revisions\/53746"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sudanevents.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}